September 19, 2014

Meet Me At Trappers Mall

It was a really wack morning, I was upset that I woke up earlier than usual little did I know that it was a blessing, my morning was made. @Thu_Ways is an early birdy, I am assuming before he gets ready for work he tweets but we not really here for that, he came in, mad AF, nobody knew what his anger was triggered by and he tweeted; 

“@Thu_ways: I see @uGugu_oWhite you still tweeting about me like you don't have a kid to take care off. Stop that sh*t or else... Bloody Prostitute”

“@Thu_ways: You hide your kids then come act clever on twitter”



Ok I went through Gugu's TL from hours before this and there's nowhere she goes at Thu so when the bomb dropped it was rather confusing as to how can this man be so mean to the poor girl when she didn't do anything. Well Thu is really full of threats and anger, that much I've learned about him, you piss him off, he'll swear at you, he has been like that for years. Gugu is also an early birdy, which made all this fun, we didn't have to wait hours for retaliation, she came in and as I was online and having a party over all this, I laughed at one of the tweets and it landed on Gugu's mentions as she claims she blocked him. She tweeted; 

“@uGugu_oWhite: @Spar_Letta why uletha lestabane kuma mentions wami ngoba I blocked it?”

“@uGugu_oWhite: This fag still mad that I don't like it -____-”


Knowing Gugu, she started this like she always does with everyone else, she's what you'd call a troll and she will get personal as well. She is fearless, so she says what most of us are scared to say. So I asked what the problem is because Thuways can't just call someone a bloody prostitute. 

“@uGugu_oWhite: It's hurt cz I said it's annoying "@Spar_Letta: Lol I wasn't aware, nibangani? “@Gugu_oWhite: @Spar_Letta why uletha lestabane kuma mentions”

Surely she meant that she said Thu is annoying, it got to him and he got mad. It all makes sense now however it does not explain how childish the pair is over this. Gugu went on to say; 

“@uGugu_oWhite: *shrugs* you know how you can never win with a gay boy right? Zokupoca unye... Moving right on”

See Gugu is accusing Thu of being gay, and is calling him a boy, he's Xhosa BTW so that is very offensive to him. I understand why Thu would get mad not that I'm endorsing all this but you'd also get mad. Thu got really upset and went on to tweet 

“@Thu_ways: @uGugu_oWhite you think Trappers Mall is too far? You invincible? Just act like a mother that you are. You too simple for this”

“@Thu_ways: Her real name is Gugu Shirley Vilakazi from Secunda. 1 kid, a boy. Store keeper at Trappers Mall. Sanuza on twitter & act clever”



I don't know what Thu is trying to achieve here, but I'm guessing he is trying to expose the girl and to make her feel like trash for working as a store keeper and having a kid, which is premature if you ask me. Not that I know how mothers tweet but surely Thu wanted Gugu to post his boy every now and then so we, people who don't matter know that she has a kid. Probably you also asking yourself where he got all this information, which is really creepy. 



Another incredible move from Thu, he was called gay, and he goes on to affirm that by wanting to kick the girl's ass, not that homos fight girls but I'm sure subconsciously they think they are females so they can fight with other females. This leaves a "Why would you be so mad is you are straight and proud" question cause I know some insults are annoying but you can't be this mad over being called gay and annoying, IDK. 

But our Gugu Vilakazi of Secunda is denying the Mall and the baby, which is fine, totally, it's not our business. 

“@uGugu_oWhite: Lol kanti ngizale nini mina ngingayazi lendaba? Hahaha wehhh izitabane zizokwenzela sisi :'D”

“@uGugu_oWhite: Lol that tile none is true :'D "@Spar_Letta: Lmfao so yo'all get our full identity, employment history, family history and all?...”

“@uGugu_oWhite: I am, he knows this from IG :) "@Spar_Letta: Lol so you are not Gugu Vilakazi? “@Gugu_oWhite: Lol that tile none is true :'D "@Spar_Letta:”


“@uGugu_oWhite: And if I had a kid, dont yall think Id be flaunting that yellow bambino? I think I'd be annoying even. Ngingakhuluma ngaye ngisho etshwaleni”

“@uGugu_oWhite: Entlek I doubt I'd even be on twitter if I had a kid, hence I don't want one now... I'd be so focused fam”

Well Gugu denies all this except her name and surname, and Thu denies being gay, any closeted guy would deny being gay unless ready to come out. Thu had inferred he isn't, so we will believe him. No one needs to prove they're gay or not. It stretched a bit further like any other twitter brawl and we were there to fuel it up. 

“@uGugu_oWhite: Ngithe woza eTrappers Mall sisi! Woza! "@Thu_ways: @Gugu_oWhite I'll kick your ass, don't fcuk around with people you don't know on twitter"”

“@Thu_ways: Next time uthi uyaphapha you'll see your medical & school history flying across your TL. Stop disrespecting people you don't know”

“@Thu_ways: @uGugu_oWhite  must I dish out your school & medical history for you to keep quiet? Just be a good mother & stop acting rough here”

And another guy joined in on the party shem, tryna to be Captain Save Gugu, and it never ends well, you should know how to stay in your lane unless you like catching splits. 



I understand his anger but he totally missed the point which was; 

“@Mo_Odi_: The point is y’all should behave like mothers 😂 not absent mothers 😂”

Anyway Thu got to that too and quickly profiled the guy as he did with Gugu which by the way is very questionable unless he knows people in the same circles as this two. 

“@Thu_ways: Is this your number 073 927 0878, pick up & we'll discuss a place so you can tell me all your issues in person, how's that? "@i_Delvis:”

“@i_Delvis: You Think I'm Scared Of You? Smh! You People And Your Online Threats @Thu_ways”

“@i_Delvis: That Nigga Just Called Me Asking What's My Problem, He Wanna Come Meet Up! LMFAO @uNgoza”

“@i_Delvis: I Wonder Who Gave That Thu Ways Nigga My Numbers. Gay Niggas Are Good At This Investigation Thing Bruh!”

“@Thu_ways: You don't sound this gangster over the phone. Do you also feel like you invincible? "@i_Delvis: Now That You Have My Numbers And Know”

He is just out to prove that we aren't as gangster in real life as we are on the TL and it is totally ok, you can be anything you like online. It went on like that for the best part of the morning and got really boring, but tweeps know how to make us crack up; 

“@SenzyM: I thought "Trappers Mall" is like a euphemism, you know like, seeing as she usually has a boob/thigh thirst TRAP avi (._.)”

“@Eugenia__88: If you wanna tell someone that they're gay without offending them, you just say "you're Thu”

“@Dear_Shozi: Uzomondlela? "@Londeka_Mn: Okay does Gugu have a kid or NOT!!!!!!!?????"”

“@TwirraKing_: If he's not gay then is he menstruating ? He acts like he has wet pads dripping down his leg.”

“@PhumlaShongwe: Angithi uyaz, if u wanted him and didn't get him he's gay :"D RT @ReeBonnySA: Thulani is straight guys.”

“@zulunextdoor: Muzi has a son. “@NoloZA_: Somizi has a daughter "@Spar_Letta: Thu has a cute lil boy.””


LT, what a deviation. Then there were those who tried to make sense of it all and intellectualise the whole thing when really it is stupid. Girl calls boy gay, boy wants to kick girl's ass, nothing to digest here, it is stupid. 

“@BTNews_: Going to Trappers Mall should be synonymous with going outside to fight, 'Ngizokufak' eTrappers Mall sani.'”

Anyway, I wish all these fights happen one day not that I'm for women abuse or anything like that, all these pending fights are just getting too much. 

September 16, 2014

When swag tips over

It has been a little over a week since HCP happened and when we woke up to the Sunday Twitter raucous of the aftermath which has included ogling known Oomfs and ‘need to be known’ oomfs, as well as some seemingly disastrous happenings and ‘I wish I was there’ moments.

 

One of the biggest talking points was that of a very good looking girl who entered dripping of swag but ended up tipped over, face planted firmly on the grass. I wasn’t sure if she was passed out or a congregant of Rabboni Centre Ministries and this was a part of the grass eating praise and worship. It was sad. The tweets have been ferociously abundant, so we shall not go through those but I want to talk about the divide that has permeated as to whether it is right to joke about and meme her, question her morality and ‘where were her friends?’

 



My understanding about HCP and similar events is that they are not family and/or child friendly but for people who are grown and have some sense. At least one hopes sense exists. The girl who passed out whether she drank herself to a stupor or her drink was spiked is seemingly grown. We live in an age where spiking is a widely known danger, we know we shouldn’t accept open drinks from strangers or questionable friends. Spiking has been around since time immemorial so today we should be well aware of this danger and drinking too much. We live in a world with dangerous people; even sleeping in the car is not safe anymore. Surely we have heard of incidences of girls being sexually assaulted while sleeping in a car alone. This is not to lay blame on victims but we need to be aware of risks.

 

We also know to get stupidly drunk around people we know and trust, if there is doubt it is because there is no doubt, so don’t do it. As for the question ‘where were her friends?’ it implies they are to blame for her condition,for not helping and allowing the opportunity for the picture being taken and posted online. Again going back to the age we live in, with the amount of smartphones and connectivity, we should not be shocked when people rush to take pictures of something faster than maggots appear on a dead carcass and posting these on the online wild.

 

I am all for one having fun but think about who you are with, where you are and consequences. I am not placing blame on usisi because I am ignorant as to the circumstances. However she is a grown girl and should have taken care as to how much she drank or where she was getting her drinks.


Well twitter got really creative with it, they brought out their A-game photoshopping skills.

Then there's was the #HuntersDryChallenge inspired by the #IceBucketChallenge 

 

And others were just being unnecessary 




Usisi kodwa is saying it wasn’t her, giving her the benefit of the doubt, akusiyena. Whoever it is/was, my views still hold and they are out there to be disputed, debated, rubbished or just ignore. After all, who am I to talk? Kodwa ufundile. 







September 5, 2014

#TheLinkUp

 

 


The Link Up is back again! King Don Entertainment brings you the second instalment of this exciting event this coming Saturday, 06 September. Held at the Classy Darkie Cafe in Johannesburg, The Link Up offers a great way to spend your 1st Saturday of every month. 

 

The excitement around The Link Up has people from Pietermaritzburg and Durban driving or flying up to JHB for The Link Up. Let joy be unconfined, fun will be had when youth and pleasure meets.

 

The Link Up will shake up Jozi a bit, it’s a whole new concept, the Turn Up has been put on hold.

 

An exciting DJ line will include  Vinmeister,

DJ Mel (Durban)

DJ Meech (Ukhozi FM)

DJ Soso (Vow FM)

WaraRSA

Hudson (5FM)

Lemon & Herb

Funky Soul (Ukhozi FM). 

 

A delectable food and drinks menu is on offer at the venue.

 

All FIFA gamers, FIFA will be available as usual, there’s an entry fee to the tournament, prize money to be won. Use it wisely, pay OOMFs bill.

 

So make your way down to Darkie Cafe on10 Anderson Street, Marshalltown, Johannesburg. 

Like other hangouts of the kind, it will first be silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk and fun will be had.

Ladies wear those bum shorts and maxi dresses, the weather will be beautiful. Do best.

LET'S LINK UP!!!

 

@KingDonEnter #TheLinkUp06Sept