Yesterday was not any different from all the other days.
Well they are a few prominent names that are worth noting, if you not here you not interesting; @Ofentse_ZA, @Mosensei, @OwaMelato_O, @Comrade_Chef, @Thato_Legend, @Chatlas LesibanaMakgai, Markallo, Obusitse, Makaulouso*not sure about your handles, champs* and others whom I did not mention but feel they belong on this must forgive me, I hardly see yo'all on my TL.
In the mist of minding our own business, OwaMelato_O tweeted;
“@OwaMelato_O: If OOMF falls for sweet empty lies, I'm gonna fuck her right in the pussy. Sheba fela wena!!!!”
Knowing Melato this did not surprise me much nor did it surprise his followers but it caught one of his followers attention and she replied,
“@FoxxiBee: LMAO you're single again? "@OwaMelato_O: If OOMF falls for sweet empty lies, I'm gonna fuck her right in the pussy. Sheba fela wena!!!!"”
Fine, it's not our business, they are having a conversation that went on like..
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee NEVER.........”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee Do i look like the type to ever be single? I've never been single”
“@FoxxiBee: Ctfu. Idk you, so I wouldn't know boet "@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee Do i look like the type to ever be single? I've never been single"”
“@FoxxiBee: @OwaMelato_O and that tweet was on some " imma fuck this one if she buys my dreams " you in an open relationship lol???”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee Motho wa mmona mos”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee wishful thinking akere. Its one thing to say it, its a whole other game to do it. How long have i been saying ima fuck u silly?”
“@FoxxiBee: As in isonka samajita? Lol im lost "@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee Motho wa mmona mos"”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee No man yerrrrrr. hahahahahaha. It means u can tell a lot about a person by just looking at them. U dont have to know me”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee The way i tweet is always set up like anything. For all u know, i could be fucking ur brains out this weekend. Ere och, ere peh!!!”
“@FoxxiBee: @OwaMelato_O LMMFAOOOOOO the way your tweets are set up just prove yo ass crazy :'D FOH”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee hahahahahahahahahahaha......u never know, i might just fuck u right in the pussy one day when i'm down ther in CTN”
“@FoxxiBee: @OwaMelato_O LMMFAOOOOOO Nah never that”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee A re NEVER.....hahahahahahahaha.......U'll think ur cooch betrayed u or i used muthi. Keo kotile mokoto ona oa haesale le never eo”
“@FoxxiBee: @OwaMelato_O don't speak Sotho when you know I can't read all of IT. :'D”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee is says "Ek sal jou reg in die poena naai saam saam daai never van jou"”
“@FoxxiBee: THAT'S NOT ON :'D OMGGGG You're so gross "@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee is says "Ek sal jou reg in die poena naai saam saam daai never van jou""”
“@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee but ur right boo, its not ON, is IN. "Right in the......" = "Reg in die......."”
“@FoxxiBee: FOH "@OwaMelato_O: @FoxxiBee but ur right boo, its not ON, is IN. "Right in the......" = "Reg in die.......""”
From the above we can see that Melato is actually being himself with his crude game, though I don't get what they are on about but since we don't really care about facts we can safely assume that they are talking about sex towards the end, but it seems Foxxie was not keen to take Melato's sex offer but we will not divulge on that because he might be smoother in the DMs.
We didn't pay mind to that convo really until our infamous @Mosensei, wasn't minding his own business but Melato's business but we understand because they seem to be friends, Mo was actually looking at his buddy's behavior and attitude towards women, after his observations and knowledge of his buddy he tweeted,
“@Mosensei: It be stressful when Melato starts tweeting yo girl. Dude speaks to women like they're his whores. LMFAO ai”
“@Mosensei: When I have a girl on here, I be praying she NEVER tweets that nigga.”
“@Mosensei: And the girls always laugh and giggle when he be saying the shit. Like they lowkey like it. LMFAO nah b”
“@Mosensei: Jokes or not...it wont be nice when its yo lady having those sorta conversations! LMMFAO yesses”
“@Mosensei: You get a girl on twitter you just hope Melato doesnt find her. Or she doesnt find him :-(”
“@Mosensei: Melato can have a full on conversations with a girl about her pussy live on the TL!”
What is Mo doing? He is telling us the type of person Melato is and it's fine aymsho we have learned to accept him but it sounded like Him and Melato are the same kind as they possess somewhat the same traits, they both can shit on these women and they'll laugh it off for reasons unknown to us, I know if either of them shits on me I'd laugh it off because I'm scared of their fans, groupies, girlfriends, and snacks but that's not why we are here. This whole thing was totally cute and just a discussion amongst friends and those who had the pleasure to meet this mean Melato we had no business in that so most of us chilled as we don't know the guy much. People participated,
“@_Bonga: And thing about Melato is that when u meet him, he exactly like the shit bag he tweets 😂”
“@Valerie_VW: Some women love it. Others not so much. "@Mosensei: That nigga says what the fuck he wants. And these women love it!””
“@Vanie_pie: Nah we dont. He never has anything nice to say about women"@Mosensei: That nigga says what the fuck he wants. And these women love it!"”
“@Mosensei: Yal seen how Foxxi was laughing tho right? Fine she wasn't excited but yal saw how she laughed tho right?”
“@Lindy_Nhlapo: LOL truth! "@Mosensei: Melato can have a full on conversations with a girl about her pussy live on the TL!””
“@OfentseZA: Ga ana ABS daai maan, you gotta ask him offline to chill and in return he will bring your request online & shit on you!!”
“@OfentseZA: There were some shits he would tweet and you cringe on some die maan ga mpone ka niks :'D”
“@OfentseZA: I often wonder if they take the shit they talk here beyond twitter, Mo is shy AF, Bitso is blunt and raw AF in real life :'D”
“@OfentseZA: O ntena gore, coz ga mpone ka niks:( “@MsLishia: The best thing about Melato, he's exactly what he is on here, from the minute you meet him””
“@MsLishia: Vanie has been at the end of his most vulgar tweets though.”
“@FoxxiBee: -_- Omg im never laughing at Melato's anything again. La tena fuck”
“@Hloni_Qha: Melato is blunt and can be very rude to wominz here.... dunno about em loving it though”
Blah Blah Blah... All about Melato.
“@OwaMelato_O: My innocent name being dragged thru the mud here by people i have never fucked right in the pussy. Can someone defend me please?”
He felt he was being stripped naked but they ain't heard him no one had time for him. As we were still on Melato's eulogy (It sounds like it), @OfentseZA turned the script, as always.
“@OfentseZA: Mo can say something to u that u won't let another nigga get away with, Melato can swear at you and you'll laugh...let poor Mdu do it, WAR!”
Well... That changed everything as we know that nobody feels @Md_Oooh, where Mdu's name is mentioned noku ngena ndosi kuyatinyela, and he seems to be mentioned a lot of times concurrently with Mosensei and Melato and he ends up catching splits. Here is a reply to Ofentse from our Vanie,
“@Vanie_pie: @OfentseZA because he is sexy and Mdu isn't”
This reply comes as no surprise as we know Vanie doesn't feel Mdu, but as much Black Twitter doesn't feel Mdu, Vannie is not any special, she is always getting shots because she always finds a way to piss off people with her vanity. Well Vanie's tweet didn't take time to go viral.
“@Md_Oooh: What the fuck? RT @OfentseZA Haai Maan :/ “@Vanie_pie: OfentseZA because he is sexy and Mdu isn't””
Poor Mdu seemed speechless, I am thinking he was thinking "Mina ngingena kuphi?".
“@Vusani_: @Md_Oooh what did you do to that Vanie chick? Why does she hate you so much? :'D”
“@Md_Oooh: I don't wanna expose RT @Vusani_ @Md_Oooh what did you do to that Vanie chick? Why does she hate you so much? :'D”
It is a norm on Black Twitter for a person who's being attacked to claim they have sacred files about their attacker but we know it's all a story but we love the angle Mdu took, what was a man to say after being deemed unsexy?
“@Tabzin_: Expose!! “@Md_Oooh: I don't wanna expose RT @Vusani_ @Md_Oooh what did you do to that Vanie chick? Why does she hate you so much? :'D””
Tabzin doesn't waste time, he wanted more like all of us though I knew there's no story there, just fronting to mend a bruised ego. Now for a proper come back from Mdu:
"@Md_Oooh: You can't be outchea calling me unsexy but you're a 4"
“@Vanie_pie: Lol"@Comrade_Chef: Why you disrespecting that number fam? "@Md_Oooh: You can't be outchea calling me unsexy but you're a 4""”
Chef probably means 4 is too much for Vanie, and she found that funny but then again how do you defend yourself esp if you started it, I'd laugh too shem but she went on to tweet,
“@Vanie_pie: Aint it funny”
But she laughed, Vanie is special probably she has her own definition of funny and we love to hate her. Mdu went on a rant to redeem himself,
“@Md_Oooh: Isingjwayela igolo manje laweyi”
“@Md_Oooh: Isingjwayela igolo manje laweyi”
“@Md_Oooh: I'm outchea minding my own business and my name has to be brought into your shit”
“@Md_Oooh: There's roasting and I'm cool with that kodwa nina niyangidelela straight”
“@Md_Oooh: You give an elbow 2 compliments nyana and they think they can just shoot off their mouth all willy-nilly”
“@Md_Oooh: Now we gotta be outchea catching strays cause we let a roast slide once”
Mdu is a really nice guy he doesn't deserve all this but he has put himself out there hence he is a easy target. Tweeps went on a festival.
“@Md_Oooh: #UnsolvedMysteries RT @Comrade_Chef When did the attention move from Melato to Mdu? SMH :'-D”
“@Md_Oooh: So, y'all saying I should let this slide? --> RT@_Snowiie Fat people get dragged into anything :-( "@_Bonga: How did Mdu get dragged”
“@Md_Oooh: It's 2 then good English gives another 2 RT @Lessy_sego Why do yall call other kids 4's? 😢😢”
“@Md_Oooh: I thought that too as I typed that tweet. I was being diplomatic RT @_Teegan_ Mdu is being so generous with that 4”
Last tweet, caught Vanie's attention, she couldn't let that slide uBaby ghel ..
“@Vanie_pie: Lol oh?"@skati_: Lol Nazo RT @_Teegan_: Mdu is being so generous with that 4"”
“@Vanie_pie: The girl wamokhaba speaking. Wasnt sure if she is pregnant or not at Okapi”
“@Vanie_pie: You cant be saying shit when you fool people with filters and poses that hide your mokhaba.”
Well we don't know the Teegan girl though we were at the Okapi Fun Day, but we didn't get a chance to see her mkhaba but all we know she likes selfies. Vanie suggests she lives on filters, we can not agree nor disagree as we have no interest in her. Sweet Vanie continued with her rant of no substance shifting all the attention to herself but because she is a female Mdu everyone took jabs at her...
“@Vanie_pie: I wasnt a four when you were in my dms trying to take me out on a date.”
“@lindarni: You were. They just wanted to hit. “@Vanie_pie: I wasnt a four when you were in my dms trying to take me out on a date.””
The Lindarni did what he does it best, throw a knock out punch. No come back to that shit! Everyone seemed to be confused as to how we moved from 4 to Bread,
here's it----->
“@Vanie_pie: Dont start "@Hloni_Qha: Because bread... think about it "@Vanie_pie: I wasnt a four when you were in my dms trying to take me out on a date."”
“@Vanie_pie: you cant be going "because bread" when I know who you have slept with. Dont piss me off”
“@Hloni_Qha: *pushes push to start button* "@Vanie_pie: Dont start "@Hloni Because bread... think about it "@Vanie_pie: I wasnt a four when you were in”
“@Hloni_Qha: Why is she being defensive ........ like she's guilty of something
“@Hloni_Qha: Why are we being emotional?? "@Thato_Legend: So if she didn't know who you slept with, would it be okay to say "because bread"? @Hloni_Qha ”
“@Hloni_Qha: I don't know Vanie, I don't know her life, why would my tweet to her be to insult????”
“@Hloni_Qha: @Vanie_pie I'm not gonna get into it with you... yes I may have slept with a few men in my life... it happens why you mad at me bcz u know?”
“@Hloni_Qha: @LindaHlongwan26 @Vanie_pie I'm sure all 3 of us here have slept with one or two people or 3 some of us groups dunno we're not saying it tho”
“@Hloni_Qha: I haven't slept with anyone here.... dont at me if we're in a ska jumpisa situation... u know the drill”
“@Hloni_Qha: HAHAHAHAHA "@Mizz_Emm: Hey? "@Vanie_pie: Yeah because of mr hips dont lie"@Mizz_Emm: Hloni has beeeeeen waiting for this day neh?” (Mr. Hips Don't Lie is Lesiba Makgai shem, he also gets dragged randomly)
The plot thickens..
“@NoniMsi: After YOU insulted her RT @Hloni_Qha: I slept with someone Vanie knows RT @vnmstr: Please re-evaluate. RT @NoniMsi: <—— a proud -1”
“@Hloni_Qha: @NoniMsi @vnmstr wasn't an insult twas a tweet, I don't know her from a bar of soap, tell me why would I get personal like that?”
“@NoniMsi: @Hloni_Qha U said it and tweeps ran with it and thats not fair on her.”
“@NoniMsi: @Hloni_Qha sucks that you wont get the point Im trying to make but its alright”
“@Hloni_Qha: @NoniMsi I get the point, my tweet wasn't necessary that's why I'm not mad.... heck she knows someone I've slept with, we're even ke :"D”
Unnecessary if you ask me, you don't throw jabs at someone who got your files and be a prick about it. Hloni was really unfair and she then goes on to say..
“@Hloni_Qha: @Vanie_pie you realize we have lost THEE BATTLE OF THE SEXES because of your stupid feelings NXA!!!! ... I'm infuriated!!!!”
I'm really disappointed, you talk smack at me about me and you come back to tell me about feelings? Lmao yo'all are disrespectful! This person called Vanie bread? That means she gets fucked within one circle and she expects her not to be emotional about it, it's incredible.
After all that it was said that Ofentse instigated the whole thing because he asked a question, well I totally disagree, here is the biggest instigator and what saddens me is she is quite close to Vanie on the TL, if I'm in shit, I don't expect anyone close to me to partake in that nonsense.
“@Dee_Lep: #MduDefenseForce”
“@Vanie_pie: Lol oh? I thought i was a 2. "@Dee_Lep: This 1 here @Vanie_pie ♥ "@Beedagal: #WhoIsThis4""”
“@Dee_Lep: Lmao I'm so sorry @Vanie_pie”
“@Dee_Lep: #AreYouA4”
“@Dee_Lep: #WhoIsThis4”
“@Dee_Lep: Okay she's no longer a 4, she a 1”
“@Dee_Lep: Lmao"@Vanie_pie: Lol wabora"@Dee_Lep: Lmao I'm so sorry @Vanie_pie""”
“@Dee_Lep: Hi Teegan ☺ RT @_Teegan_ Mdu is being so generous with that 4"”
“@Dee_Lep: I'm just here to tweet for my people, fight for their rights, 4s, below average chicks.”
“@Dee_Lep: #MduWasBeingGenerous”
“@Dee_Lep: Mang?? #VanieDefenceForce"@Vanie_pie: The girl wamokhaba speaking. Wasnt sure if she is pregnant or not at Okapi"”
“@Dee_Lep: Yes ghel take them"@Vanie_pie: I wasnt a four when you were in my dms trying to take me out on a date."”
@Dee_Lep goes on to rub salt on the poor girl's wound while she laughs with her. Then she further tweets...
“@Dee_Lep: No man why is every1 going in on Vanessa? Ha ke rate FOH”
I'm defeated.
While the rest of Black Twitter was marinating on the bread story now questioning as to who been having a slice of that bread. That's all we could get on this matter and #BTNews would like to say twitter females are tiring, and mostly childish, jumping in on a boys conversation like that and making it all about yo'all so you can settle scores with someone you don't like on the TL. Look yo'all are losers now, I didn't even think Hloni's sexually active, honestly, she looks innocent and I never thought Vanie sleeps with guys within the same circle, let alone Teegan having a pot belly, however Melato will continue to flirt with people's girlfriends and Mdu has forgot he is unsexy already, because boys and yo'all will remain mad.
Ai
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