Just when I thought Sunday twitter has lost its spark, last night black twitter erupted when @SizweDhlomo fired shots at one of our twelebs, @UnDeaniable. It was actually a peaceful Sunday until Sizwe Dhlomo decided to feed us his flawed wisdom and it backfired as always however this time he failed to retain his cool.
We've learn to accept that Sizwe thinks he's brilliant in his head, and he tweets about everything from Politics, Sport, Music, Philosophy and Geography but my question is are there people who really use Down and South synonymously? South Town, Down Point, I fell south? Down Africa? I don't know but hey Dean come out and tweeted,
"You don't say?" clean mention, we should've known at this point that Dean was going down, his mentions come with memes but not in this instance. Dean is one of a Black Twitter's resident tweleb, he's mostly famous for his remarkable meme game and other tweleb things. He normally tweets Sizwe, playfully and brother Siz will reply with a LOL or whatever but last night was different, his response was
The intensity escalated from 0 to 1000, Sizwe got us shocked, got us thinking we probably read "You don't say?" wrong. Sizwe has this thing of calling "randoms" off, he is actually a cyber bully and has this thing of squashing anyone he thinks are coming at him, in a nutshell he wants us to be scared of him, so you have to mention him with caution, check your grammar, spelling and make sure what you are saying is inline with his tweet or your mentions will be turned into Small Street in Down Town Jozi. We have learned to love accept him the way that he is, he's our tweeting encyclopedia after all. Last night the bomb ticked, unnecessarily so, maybe the question mark made him mad or he was tired if being trolled my Dean but he wasn't suppose to be nice to him all this time, he was suppose to nip him in the bud but anyway his response would've sound better in Zulu "Ungangijwayeli, angiyena umngani wakho!" they are both Zulu mos. Poor Dean's response oozed emotions a bit, probably he tweeted that with teary eyes but had to keep is cool, and unfamiliarize himself. But he just couldn't let go,
As we were still familiarizing ourself with that tweet he got violent, craziest shit ever, he's promising the lil guy Impama, I read that and I thought he must be hacked, he can't afford to break a nail over twitter but home boy wasn't playing, we've seen people arrange fighting dates but this was a big deal because Sizwe is respectable Black Twitter member, we were in awe just like Dean, I wonder what was going through his head, probably thinking,
For the first time he felt like an ant among elephants, felt what it is like to be south, and be kicked while you down there because Sizwe couldn't stop, he kept pressing. @Choki_D tried to destruct home boy but no success...
“@Choki_D: Sizwe? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂RT @SizweDhlomo: So next thing is impama ke, clean. @UnDEANiable”
“@Choki_D: @SizweDhlomo @UnDEANiable yeyi stop it man. You being silly for a human who is smart with tweets.”
“@SizweDhlomo: No ukuthi uyajwayela. Kufunele ngibuye ngimvuse kancane... @Choki_D @UnDEANiable”
Siz is just out to get the guy and we still don't know what really got him mad, but we were entertained. Black twitter over reacts to everything and they were out with guns blazing...
Bonga is tight with Dean and he ain't about to drop a gig for him, a gig that is held at Capello Buzz geographically situated in the North of Joburg which happens to be owned by Siz, poor Dean, now he gotta watch his movement because Siz's clean hand is itching to slap him. Black twitter knows the kind of person he is but he was Super Saiyan 5, unstoppable...
“@SizweDhlomo: Wait your turn please... "@MokayIsShady: Calm ur tits "@SizweDhlomo: So next thing is impama ke, clean. @UnDEANiable""”
“@SizweDhlomo: Nah, it's not even that, you can bring it if you can stand for it. RT @Nic0Milan: @SizweDhlomo is a no reckless tweet zone”
“@lindarni: You're being a girl right now @sizwedhlomo but it's whatever!”
“@SizweDhlomo: My dude, I promise you I'll make you famous some other time okay? Just be patient. @lindarni”
Second tweleb down, Siz's mission is on the right track, dude kept pressing this whole thing even lost flavor because we now confused, we not sure if he's being serious or he is playing but was hoping he's leaning more on the former, I'm tired of empty threats...
Dean is 23? And this still pressing, what happened to picking on people your own age? Creep. But at this point we getting annoyed cause we dealing with a crazy person who wants to beat up juniors and he was very disrespectful to Dean, like he ain't shit and he doesn't know what the guy is about outside memes and stuff.
“@SizweDhlomo: I'd just fit him in. RT @KingOblivy: i guess Dean's lucky his beat down isn't scheduled. I've seen @sizwedhlomo set dates, time & all. LOL!.”
“@SizweDhlomo: I'm already the bigger person here... in all ways... "@tgmalinga82: @SizweDhlomo play nyc nw boys..Mkhabela b da bigger person n let it go"”
Well this is a bit crazy, this guy is for reals, and insulting the poor tweleb but he realised that he is getting carried away and he tweeted,
“@SizweDhlomo: I'm just messing with you Twitter. "I like happy things, I'm really calm & peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people..." 😂”
You are Sizwe Dhlomo and you wanna mess around? He probably thinks we are his Popeyes or he just likes attention, and he doesn't even mean that, what are quotation marks for? But black twitter doesn't care, they went in hard and Dean was Ray Charles to everything shem...
“@Sneshy_Weshy: SIZ on Twitter “@UnDEANiable: NCIS on SABC 2”
“@Valerie_VW: Is he going to wear gloves or nah? "@Md_Oooh: Is Siz gonna go to The Link Up to deliver the mpama to Dean or nah?”
“@uDosa_: Dean has beeeen working on his fitness though. I see a second scar on Siz's face”
“@Sisi_Sasha: Can we focus on Sizwe saying he is big in all ways. I wanna dissect that.”
“@alma2sa: Eceleni kwekhala mlaleli! "@Noxy_Duma: Nangoke u Sizwe wasondela ku Dean wasondela uSizwe Sizwe nanguya elula ingalo wasiveeeeza isandla..."”
We had winners...
“@LulamaMevana: "Ndakubamba ngo left, ngikubambe ngo right. KweDEANi I will hurt u"- @SizweDhlomo aka Skatter Brain”
“@iamtsiki: Now you are starting to bore us RT @SizweDhlomo: I'd dust that ninja & give him time to make memes about it in between the slaps...”
“@Lushovah: Sizwe uDeanekile”
“@SnehGumede: Experience taught you RT @IamClaro: @UnDEANiable don't bro. Never ends well.”
“@Vusani_: Siz sounds proper pissed off. I Dean see that one coming.”
“@MsNodada: UyamSIZela ? RT @RATCHET_MOEsha Awu DEANwanga? “@LuloCafe: 3rd hour into my set!!! Midconer Sebokeng baby!!!!”
Then as we were having fun, laughing and stuff, poor Morale wanted in on the fun, not knowing he's opening a can of worms, got twelebs at their fragile state since one of them has fallen...
“@SizweDhlomo: LOL! You've seen me handle business Mo... I promise I'm a changed man now. RT @MoraleVeritaz: @SizweDhlomo Chisa Mpama!!!!”
Then dogs got on his ass since he can't have any opinion until he works on his struggling rap career. Rappers seem to be having lots of fun there by twitter than in the studio but twitter is unkind, at least the mic doesn't talk back. Sizwe on the other is still trying to give us an idea of how much of a "Sgora" he is.
“@SnehGumede: Yena kanye! Uzophapha la ngabe wenz' umcul' osile RT @Deekay_nhla: Usho lo o'Useless?? "@SnehGumede: Ungenaphi ke lo? ----> @MoraleVeritaz”
“@lindarni: Kahle ke wena! Downcoming rapper. RT @MoraleVeritaz: SizweDhlomo Chisa Mpama!!!!”
“@lindarni: You came in when this topic was as exhausted as your rap career @moraleveritaz”
“@lindarni: We've seen more twelebs on tv this year than you @moraleveritaz, you are just part of black twitter now. Not a celeb.”
Now Morale is catching splits, he doesn't deserve this but in a group of buffalos, as a lion it is good to go for the weak one, Lindani went in hard to redeem himself and the twelebs at large but didn't cover the score Sizwe has set. In the midst of it all, Lishian stopped to think..
“@Lushovah: When you guys are done laughing, please tell me what Dean did wrong. I'll wait.”
But no one paid mind to him it was already out of control but if we were to think as well, why was Sizwe mad in the first place?! But Sizwe closed off with a dynamite and left and Dean was quiet about the whole thing just giggling from a sore place.
“@SizweDhlomo: LOL! Ngigwajisa enye inyoni nje... RT @LuloCafe: @SizweDhlomo hehe wenzani?”
That's what the uproar was about, we don't know exactly from which place this bitterness is coming from but we heard Sizwe, now he has earned some form of respect but every dog has its day on Black Twitter he mustn't get too comfortable.
Comics by @RonPipes.
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