July 14, 2014

Gays Like These

I'm taking you on a trip to #GeighTwitter, it should be fun though I'm weary of the slander that'll come with this report but I really don't give a rats ass. To those who are not aware, Black Twitter sub disciplines go beyond Cool Twitter, Elite Twitter, Kindergarten Twitter and Konscious Twitter, until you find yourself in all of them then you ain't playing twitter right.  I find myself dangling in all of them and I am blessed to have direct links to those I'm not big on like Elite twitter of @Sentletse, Konscious twitter of Ntsiki Mazwai and Kindergarten of.... (Lol I'm not gon say, no one wants to be referred to as childish) but the most fascinating of them all has to be Geigh Twitter, I swear chill is a rumour that side. 


Beef has been brewing that side for a while now but it all became apparent when a prominent gay brigade went on Friends Like These, yes DJ Sbu's friends like these. We all know how it works, you bring 5 friends, you play nonsensical games against a group of the opposite sex, a group that wins the games the move to questions what not where Sbu asks them questions to test their friendship. In this case, the gay brigade went against the Kong Brigade. The Kong Squad is a group of club ambassadors/promoters, these girls are big for being supposedly pretty, living lavishly and calling other kids ugly. I do not know where they come from as they just bloomed on my TL from nowhere and now everyday is a Kong Girl's day. 


It seems the gay brigade is close to that group of girls hence they went together to play against each other and we often see them in pictures together so we can safely assume that they are all friends. Who are these people? 

The girls 
1. @Stephy_Leong
2. @nos_mtshali
3.  @Khutz100
4. @tinker_bella_
5. @Muzi_Z

That is the pretty girls squad, I am not familiar with the TinkerBella character, she must be the Latoya of the group, we now the loud mouths Stephy, Nos and Khutz, they never fail to upset Black Twitter by bragging with their vanity. From what I gather, Muzi is actually chilled, she never lands on my TL with BS. 

The Gays 
1. @brendboh
2. @_MphoRanko
3. @Vusi_Nerdyshian
4. @_KaraboNYC
5  @Muzi_Z

That's the gay brigade, you'll mostly be familiar with Karabo, he is known to brag ngo 0, all the damn time, he is cute shem yena but I'm convinced he has major problems or some disorder, I've been observing him a lot and he tries so hard to live large but that's not why we here or he is features here. Vusi, Vusi, Vusi!!! He is the hottest of them all, I always see him on my TL but not for something worth bitching about, he is really good looking, if this is ass licking then I'm guilty. Well Muzi made it to the list again, I don't know the 5th member of this group but according to the pictures Muzi was on both sides. Brendboh and Mpho are unknown, it was my first time learning about them. 


Now for the big story, I don't know how these people think, I don't think we are allowed to give details of a show before it airs but these human beings must have missed that lil detail. So it happened that the Gay brigade made it to the question stage of the show, they got all the answers right except for @_MphoRanko and when they were asked if they wanna take him with they said no and apparently that did not sit well with this guy and the other members did not make things easy on the guy. So yesterday if I'm not mistaken, @_KaraboNYC posted a pic of the Gay Team and someone said something about this Mpho character being the Michelle of the group, we saw the pic and we can also confirm that he is indeed the Michelle of the group. 


The guys kept rubbing salt to the poor guys wound and throwing shade (acting in a casual or disrespectful manner towards someone/dissing a friend) at him. 

“@_MphoRanko: Never again will I do any favor for any1 coz , they smile in your face behind your back a knife goes in deep down 💔💔💔💔”

“@_MphoRanko: “@Vusi_Nerdyshian: when Karabo said the #PoorMichelles and #PoorLatoyas shall be left on em seats, like why though” we'll life is a bitch”

“@_MphoRanko: Why are you sending tweets indirect , cowards 😏😏😏😏 just man up you got balls and come direct 😏😏😏😏😏😏”

“@Vusi_Nerdyshian: Dude!!! These Warthogs "@HRH_Bukhosi: U can never confirm gheis..today u are hoe & tomorrow u are a darling.."”

“@_MphoRanko: @Vusi_Nerdyshian I'm sure he was referring to me n Thobani , yet we saved his ass , black people can never be grateful 👏👏👏👏👏”


“@brendboh: Mpho just wants acknowledgment from Karabo, but Karabo on the other hand?! 😂 Mpho's tweets :-(”

“@_MphoRanko: @brendboh @_KaraboNYC @Vusi_Nerdyshian just 2 be clear I was there 2 hav fun and I do not need any acknowledgement from any1 be clear on dat”

“@_MphoRanko: @brendboh I knew wat kind of a person I was dealing with @_KaraboNYC ain't really buddy buddies so no tym to pretend about it 😏😏😏”


“@_MphoRanko: “@brendboh: Karabo and Mpho beef 😂😭😂.” No beef here but I ain't no coward I do not hide how I feel about a person , I made my point clear 😏”


“@_MphoRanko: I tolerate you @_KaraboNYC not that I benefit from it and I won't pretend hey let's just be clear 😏😏😏😏”


“@Khutz100: @_MphoRanko @_KaraboNYC why were you there yesterday if you just tolerate Karabo?”


“@_MphoRanko: @Khutz100 remember wen the ashing story came up I told you why I was there and again I mad it clear to u how I feel !!!”

Well I like Mpho he been catching all the subtweets directed to him and responding accordingly, it takes balls. Not only did Mpho get left behind, he got ashed by one of the girls, for what I don't know and why he didn't kick someone's ass asazi. 


“@Stephy_Leong: He was annoying me so I ashed his face. Lmao 😳😳😳😳”

Look at this shit? She ashed on Mpho's face? Mature is it not? These are the girls that drink your boyfriend's money and come back to brag on your TLs, your boyfriends got basic taste I must say. The plot thickens as always; 

“@brendboh: Mpho lives in a dodge area, while we were on our way to fetch him. At the robots we got in a smash & grab, they wanted to take Muzi's phone”

“@brendboh: Luckily we drove off quickly, Muzi right now doesn't have window. But Mpho thanks us like this. Where are his cars for the day? Mcim :(”

“@_whatchutolas: My good sis Brenda RISKED his LIFE going to whatever dodge surburb and yal gonna blast him on twitter???”

“@brendboh: Does Mpho understand how fucken scary those nyaope addicts are?! Like Mpho fuck you. Our lives were on the line and you thank us like this”


“@Vusi_Nerdyshian: We almost got killed Fetching Mpho and Now this what everyone gets. If he didn't want to be part of the show he could have said so though”

“@_whatchutolas: I cant believe U risked your good looks going to a dodge neighborhood sis. Im so traumz on yo behalf. @brendboh”

Wow! This is what we have become. According to these people this Mpho person stays in Barea, by the Vodacom building, all from my TL. 

“@brendboh: :-( too deep. “@Vusi_Nerdyshian: Bathi he still looks poor..Y'all are deep hey””

“@Vusi_Nerdyshian: When Sbu said brendboh and I are cuuuute..Aaawwwww”

“@Vusi_Nerdyshian: @brendboh But we really aren't his true friends babe. he said that himself.”


“@brendboh: 😂😭😂 GOODBYE “@Vusi_Nerdyshian: But we are cruel hey, and Brendon's shade in the end though....I pee'd on myself a little””

“@brendboh: people will end up committing suicide, y'all can't do this tbqh.”

Brendon is the father of shade, he instigated this whole thing. 

“@brendboh: @_KaraboNYC > Karabo are you aware you broke Mpho's heart? 😭”

“@_MphoRanko: “@Khutz100: Imagine someone ashed on your face 😭😭😭😭😭” we'll it happens people without home training hey 😏😏😏”

“@_MphoRanko: “@_Paul_williams: Nawe @_MphoRanko u like things!!!” Sorry Paul u not gonna tell me what and what not to do with my life let's be clear 😏😏😏”

“@_Paul_williams: @_MphoRanko Awww suka, see wher u at nw? Mxim! Kanti! Stay like that boo.”

“@_MphoRanko: @_Paul_williams sorry I don't know why you in this whole issues , can you do me a fav and leave me alone !!!!”


“@_MphoRanko: To be honest I often wonder @_KaraboNYC wat goes thru your mind wen you behave the way you do ???”

I also would like to know, not in a shade point of view but psychological point of view. 


“@brendboh: We were so happy izolo yazi, we dropped Mpho off. Yho kanti it was like this after everyone went home.”

“@Muzi_Z: Like?! RT @brendboh: @_MphoRanko > you nasty biiish. why can't you direct this to Karabo alone?””

Mpho tried to redeem himself, 

“@_MphoRanko: You know wat ain't gonna look for fame on twitter or try to be recognized on twitter I am not about shading here I just speak my mind 😏😏😏😏”

“@_MphoRanko: I think people feel like they did me a fav by being on this show we'll he'll no !!!!!”

“@Gomotsegang_M: @_MphoRanko you should just find his real friends boo. You won't have to deal with what you are dealing with now... Just a friendly advice”

“@_MphoRanko: @Gomotsegang_M I have my friends hey and surely those u won't find on my timeline trying to belong 😏😏😏”

“@Gomotsegang_M: You won't see Vusi, Muzi and Brendon fighting. Those are real friends. Now the "Extras" are twaring *Rolling Eyes*”

The tweet above suggests that Karabo is also an extra, together with Mpho. Though Karabo looks hot and Mpho least hot but has a lot of followers than everyone on this report. It was Mpho against the world, followers mean nothing it seems. 

“@_KaraboNYC: Then why did he linger around after that ? "@brendboh: so like Mpho is actually touched he got left behind?! 😫 I'm asleep to his vent"”

“@brendboh: I'm actually glad we left Mpho. I felt bad kanti he was ready to fire while we were in studio.”

“@ZweliKing: So ya'll left him ???? U going to the cruise and you left him? 😂😂 akuHard”

“@_TSHEPI_: Mpho's refusal to be reduced to victim status, punching bag with arms to swing back”


“@Leloe_M: the sad thing is that it reflects to everyone single one of them. All of them. It says a lot about all of them.”

“@Muzi_Z: He was ready be4 ANY OF US!! RT @_KaraboNYC: He is, I was gonna shut up but "@brendboh: Mpho is actually pissing me off."””

“@Muzi_Z: Elbows RT @tinker_bella_: Poor michelle 😴"@brendboh: so like Mpho is actually touched he got left behind?! 😫 I'm asleep to his vent"””

Oh hey, look our TinkerBella can tweet :-D and she's the Latoya of her group but I'm sleep though, just don't throw stones when you live in glass house, you can't be beautiful by association. 

“@_MphoRanko: @Muzi_Z you not even involved dear I got nothing against you not even once did u say any nasty shit like the rest 😊😊😊”

Lmao Mpho, dear Mpho out there licking ass. 

“@_MphoRanko: @Muzi_Z it's funny how the car window issues is being thrown in my face as if I sent the guys who smashed your window 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔”

This is getting tiring, surely you'll also get to this point tired. 

“@_whatchutolas: @iDeMoore LOL, A coupla gay fake friends went on Friends Like These, now the fake has caught up...”

They added "Fake" to Friends like these.

“@_MrBentleySA: I actually asked who's gona be on the show with me when I was asked to join and nobody seemed sure. Thats when I declined.”

Mr. Bentley another gift to the gay society, why is it that all the pretty men are gay!? 😥 Lemme focus, where does he come from in all of this? It seems where Karabo is concerned Bentley has something to say, it's qiute confusing if they are friends or enemies or just frenemies. His tweet suggests that he is the one who was suppose to be there instead of Mpho, I wish it played out like that to save us from the petty-ness cause I know they scared of Bentley but are playing on Mpho's head. 

“@_KaraboNYC: @_MrBentleySA Ok, you declined cause of what ? when ? do you REALLY wanna do this ?????”

“@_KaraboNYC: LMAOOO should I screen much our WhatsApps gurl ??? @_MrBentleySA YOU AINT SHIT”

Well I guess my findings are wrong, Karabo pretty much shits on anyone. But they always troll each other, they confuse me. 

“@_KaraboNYC: You gonna piss me off boo "@_Paul_williams: That time Karabo called me at 23:50 on Sunday so that I be the 5th "frnd" ha!!!"”

I swear Karabo is Hulk. 

“@_KaraboNYC: I will actually STOP what I'm doing and make twitter lit, and munch the conversations that I had with @_MrBentleySA, athi he declined us😂”

I am actually gon stop there, but our 3rd parties deserve to shine, they make everything fun. 

“@King_Alu: Same "@LilUnstable: Bayadika nyani, I don't find it a bit entertaining but that's just me RT King_Alu: @ImKhweziN ndidikiwe zezintwana"”

“@Vejinity: Now I'm confused, the pic that started this whole thing featured Muzi. If he wasn't on the boys team who was the 5th one? *confused*”

“@_whatchutolas: Wait isnt this NYC character the one that google champagne baths?? @_MrBentleySA Tell him to google chill.”

“@Za_Maniac: Wait!  Isn't there sum clause that contestants shouldn't talk about the outcome of the show till it airs? Dnt lose up trip ova Twitter guys”


“@KhanyieMcBird: 21.5K followers and he still got left behind. Life.....”

“@ImKhweziN: also thought they aren't allowed to talk about it. RT @LilUnstable: This episode y'all talking about hasn't even aired? Hawu......”

“@Mlenzana02: Why is geigh twitter always aflame? :(”

“@Muzi_Z: 😂 RT @TwirraKing_: :"-D RT @Vejinity:
He doesn't even fit in the pic :(””

“@ImKhweziN: Fix it Archbishop Desmond Tutu.”


Well that's it, it's a lot to take in but I hope I helped with connecting the story and you too will add your 2 cents and not be in the dark 

As BTNews I would like to say this is petty and I know I'll be criticized a lot for this, I might even be reduced to my looks or something like that but go for it folks and have a festival. God will take the wheel. 

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