There's a common trend there by black twitter, subtle brags and they seem to be the in thing. I am one of those people who actually doesn't have a problem with people who brag, if you worked for it then why not!? But Black Twitter is not very kind to people who brag though it depends on who actually does the bragging and from which circle they are from. This trend is common among both male and female but it is more evident on females because there's always a group of girls waiting to hate, stand by haters.
Ok well I always try to relay the events that take place before anything erupts. Tonight was chilled I was not in the mood to be in people's business but ke because people just can't keep certain things themselves I was forced to be within people's business. Fine, there's a girl, she's actually a baby and I wasn't aware of this until I found out it was her birthday yesterday and she was turning 21, her handle @Nsikoe. Well I don't know much about her, I just recently followed her but I believe she's from KZN and she just one of those random tweeps, nothing dramatic coming from her side or special for lack of a better word. Everything was going smooth on baby girl's birthday night,
“@Nsikoe: Thank you :) @Thabisoul: Happy bday @Nsikoe"”
I learnt that it was yesterday and she didn't wanna let go of the attention and kept swimming in the birthday wishes. Fine, a couple of moments later she kicked a beehive if I had super powers I would've actually kicked her phone before her next series of tweets.
“@Nsikoe: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti”
Ok, I lied this is not a subtle brag this is just a brag, I fully developed brag no two ways about it but we understood it is her 21st birthday she deserves all the nice things. She caught us at a bad time, we all had less tweeting material so everyone threw a festival.
“@Spar_Letta: Happy Belated Birthday, hope you having a great one but can we see receipts? “@Nsikoe: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti”
“@sUnGu_: Wow, you're rich neh RT @Nsikoe: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti”
“@lindarni: #AuditorGeneralThings "@sUnGu_: Wow, you're rich neh RT @Nsikoe: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti”
What you'll pick is that it is all jokes, nothing said there caused any upset. She is Auditor in General or friends with him or her, it would makes sense for to blow 15K on booze and stuff. As we were still on it, my newest favorite follower dragged it,
“@OzzaT_: Ndoda "@sUnGu_: Wow, you're rich neh RT @Nsikoe: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti"”
“@OzzaT_: 15k bill for a night out????U people nine mali hey...”
“@Nsikoe: And my 3 friends @OzzaT_: U paying that bill 1 man?Nsiko: Not really @sUnGu_: Wow, you're rich neh Nsiko: R15000 bill ok 😕😂 #ItsMyPaaaarti”
He's quiet touched to, it is a lot of money but I totally understood because it is her birthday some people kill that much money every weekend without shame. What is puzzling is that Birthday Girl couldn't stay off her phone to enjoy her night but felt the need to update us and she opened a can of worms for herself as she kept tweeting.
“@Nsikoe: Didn't enjoy my birthday lunch was hanging AF but the evening turned out better 😃 #CubanaFlorida”
“@OzzaT_: Manje how r u still awake ke? "@Nsikoe: Wanted to have 21 shots at 12 but ended up having 10 and blacked out 😕"”
“@OzzaT_: I guess "black out" means something totally different”
“@Nsikoe: Saturday nigga shit it's Monday manje @OzzaT_: That was jst now now mos "@Nsikoe: Ozza that was ngo 12 this morning"”
“@OzzaT_: She said "12 this morning"...12 was just now now meaning she "blacked out" jst now...”
“@Nsikoe: Not replying to Ozza and his people now 😴”
Ozza done messed up the lil girl's head, making it seem like it is all a lie or her comprehension failed her. But from what I understand, the festivities started during the day, that is Saturday then she drank so much and blacked out, at 12pm then later went out with the friends to kill 15K but this is twitter, we have selective reading. This was just a convo between two people but the other seems to be mocking the other one in a cute way, I wouldn't be mad. But the problem starts when 3rd parties who don't even take time to read the thread join in.
“@fatimalala195: LOL she out bugt her hand is typing joh!!"Ozza I guess "black out" means something totally different”
“@Nsikoe: Saturday sdomu @OzzaT_: Sunday? "@sUnGu_: She says last night "@Lessy_sego: Like??? 😂😂"Ozza I guess "black out" means something totally”
See? She's slowly getting irritated and that's the exact thing Black Twitter wanted from her and she gave in and they went in hard.
“@OzzaT_: Lmao why u mad bra?This is mad funny looking at the time "@sUnGu_: Ozza Ozza come on bra its too late for this. Her birthday was on the 20th”
“@Nsikoe: "U paid for Stunts trip doe @OzzaT_: I wish I had friends where we can spend 15k on my bday hey ☹....I doubt I'd allow that though"”
“@OzzaT_: @Nsikoe lmao I didn't spend 15k on Stunt though....I didn't even spend 5k on my DBN trip”
It escalated real quick. Ozza surely knows how to drag, I don't know Birthday Girl appreciated the attention or she was being nice and responsive.
“@OzzaT_: Did it damage ur budget though? "@Nsikoe: I also didn't believe it hey. Lol"”
“@Nsikoe: Lol shit happens I'm happy @OzzaT_: @Nsikoe lmao I didn't spend 15k on Stunt though....I didn't even spend 5k on my DBN trip"”
“@OzzaT_: @Nsikoe can we be friends hey???”
“@OzzaT_: Mina I believe u...its just the blacking out part that confuses me "@Nsikoe: Lmao why wud I lie? 😕"”
“@OzzaT_: Can we start our friendship with u donating 1k to me? "@Nsikoe: Lol i don't mind Ozza @Nsikoe can we be friends hey???""”
“@Nsikoe: @OzzaT_ went out Saturday night wanted to have shots when it hits 12 for Sunday which was yesterday, 2 hours ago, hence the confusion.”
Gosh, it was getting boring but one person joined in the fun, though she was being a total dick about the whole thing, it was just funny to observe.
“@Lessy_sego: Can she twitpic that bill please... empty flexing -__-”
“@Lessy_sego: 15k on booze :( i wasnt raised like that, you people are rich”
“@Lessy_sego: Why must you tell us how much you spent though????? Fokof”
I sweared to the twitter Gods that I will never write about anything that has a connection with Kong_Urban, I've given them enough free publicity however its people don't know how to stay away from trouble and it troubles me. I don't get pleasure in unpacking their dumb tweets and it is sad that the Kong label will always be there though this case had nothing to do with Kong but being dumb will always make us question how you got your job.
Fine our lady of Grey Leggigs was a bit touched about the 15K saga which is rather confusing as to how she condemns this act of flexing when she does it all the time together with her clique. At first she showed interest but like me she wanted to see proof though it wouldn't change anything then later draws back and throws her up bringing into all this. We hope she will one day tell us if she was raised to be a waitress. She was more like an instigator sort of, the difference with her and Oza is that she did not engage or ask Birthday Girl to clear the mist but took the subtweet route, I really didn't expect that much of her, she is too shallow but Oza asked directly. It went on
“@ManeyoAgain: Didn't you ask for a twitpic? "@Lessy_sego: Why must you tell us how much you spent though????? Fokof"”
Great, her friend was just as puzzled, Lessy is just clear example of how we women change our minds, cute.
“@Lessy_sego: Im not angry hey ☺ i envy ya "@Kingzzley: Hahaha ba nje! "@Nsikoe: Haibo guys that Lesego chick is angry :( don't even follow her :("”
Shem poor Birthday Girl, she went from being irritated to being upset and The Kong Babe didn't make life easy for her as she kept on patronising the poor child, this is the point were I'd actually burst.
“@Lessy_sego: You tweeting too much for someone who blacked out from a 15k bill yazi 😂”
We shared the same sentiments there, I don't get why you would do that to yourself, mess up your birthday night when you could've stopped tweeting and had a great time. Some unknown was fuelling the girl.
“@Lessy_sego: Right?? ☺"@_Ursh: 15k?? Haai, do you, boo. If I HAD to spend that kinda money, I'd go shopping. Honestly."”
“@Lessy_sego: Im crying 😂😂😂 "@_Ursh: Yet she's outchea (': RT @Lessy_sego: Black out 😂😂😂😂😂"”
It's crazy, I just don't understand how we miss the fact that our priorities are not the same, you'd buy clothes cause you don't have them, someone else would pay their tuition but did it occur to any of us that it might be spare change, she doesn't have the same problems as us? I couldn't stay away from the party though I don't know if I was appropriate or not,
At this point it looks like I'm out to get her or that I have beef and I honestly don't, if ubheda uyabheda. Well Birthday girl had a proper defence force, they best of this kind.
“@sUnGu_: Lol yall don't like it when others are doing better neh :'D"”
“@sUnGu_: Just cause you can't afford it doesn't mean others can't as well. Don't hate”
“@Mtamerri: & then there are tweeps bothered that Nsikoe just spent 15K in one night *smh* Kong girls think they the only one who can do such!”
“@Vee_66: Hawu guys umona??!!!! Hlezi sibona amaReceipts la for 40k lapho umuntu aint celebrating shit. She was celebrating her 21st 15K bumncane nje”
“@presh06: yal so bitchy tryna ruin someone's happy day argh”
“@Zulu_Guy: Why you frustrated by what other people spend their money on? Uyahlupheka perhaps?”
“@Zulu_Guy: So she supposedly blew HER OWN R15K. Where, on the doll, were YOU touched?”
“@Just_Bongz: LMFAO RT@Mtamerri: Yazi @Nsikoe, if you had hot friends on twitter, ngabe no one is on your case! Manje wena uSkeema noIntemnandi”
“@_Ursh: No no. It's the fact that she blacked out, but she's tweeting. RT @Kingzzley: I thought yall were rich kids kante 15k surprises yall? Haa”
Last tweet is stupid this girl thinks we stupid, it started with 15K then went to the unclear black out. If the 15k bomb wasn't thrown at us we wouldn't give a shit if she blacked out for a second.
Anyway it seems it ended well, this is just a clear example of how we overact wether we affected or not.
“@OzzaT_: ☺ "@Nsikoe: Ozza it's cool hey”
“@Lessy_sego: But we were just kidding though..until ppl made it seem bad "@Nsikoe: Coz I'm an elbow I don't deserve nice things? :(""”
Happy ending, but yincane into exabanisa abantu, joke ubuye nganeno.
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