Mondays are becoming Black Twitter's favorite days, people just have best tweeting material on Mondays and that means more drama. This Monday was not any different, we were served with a plate full of drama and he who started it starts a lot of stuff on our TLs and he does it in a similar fashion, you are blessed if he have jumped his ways. @OfentseZA is a popular handle here on Black Twitter News, he doesn't change the world or anything related but he changes your TL, follow him you'll never get disconnected from cool twitter.
What I've picked up is Ofentse will rock up ask a very basic question that anyone can answer and relate to sort of and because black twitter has a thing for over sharing, they then share their thoughts and he comes back to share his thoughts in most cases disagreeing with most of the feedback he gets, then boom he gave us a topic. We debate, him disagreeing actually prolongs the debate, and the an idiot will deviate from the original topic to stir up drama, Ofentse notices this and launches it on the TL. He gave us a topic, a bit of drama and then he'll come back to give you some form of wisdom regarding the matter and slowly detaching himself leaving everyone fighting with everyone. That's pretty much what I've gathered about him, I might be wrong.
Today was not any different, same drill, same reaction involving the same people and you'll notice that it is not even about him but he's the central hub. So Ofentse rocked up;
“@OfentseZA: But why are girls bothered by "what you did in the past", how does it influence their future or decision?”
“@OfentseZA: Why does it matter?, you were not there mos”
Those are really good questions though I feel us as females are hardly bothered by what he was up to in the past or where he has been sticking his penis, it's mostly males who bothered by this. A man who's been around is not bad compared to a female that has been around according to twitter standards, I live on black twitter and I feel it's really crazy, both ways, you and your partner have no business knowing each other's past unless it'll help your relationship go forward. See what others had to say,
“@Pantsula_4_life: @OfentseZA no one wants to find out their bf was fucking the village bicycles.”
“@_KingMal_: Why is Every1 else bothered "@OfentseZA: But y r girls bothered by "what u did in the past",how does it influence their future or decision?”
First mention, he WAS a village bicycle now you the only one riding him, why is you bothered? I don't get it, Queen Mal speaks in codes, I don't get where that comes from. Fefe went on to affirm his point
“@OfentseZA: I agree with Mak & Mo, medi di dom...some of y'll get put off by people someone slept with in the past *shrugs*”
“@OfentseZA: Why are y'll bothered by the past, does someone's resume really make em attractive vele?”
“@OfentseZA: I mean they fucked, why you making it your business?, he/she wants you mos & you want em, why you auditing the past then?”
We share the same sentiments but the ladies ain't hearing Ofeeezy, they don't agree at all.
“@NoniMsi: Men too RT @OfentseZA: I agree with Mak & Mo, medi di dom...some of y'll get put off by people someone slept with in the past *shrugs*”
“@OfentseZA: I really don't care hey, rather say "some" @NoniMsi”
Ok, Ofentse felt it's okay to put women in one basket and calls us dumb but defends men with "some"? Fair game, is it not? Anywho Noni has a point, I feel he should've asked his questions generally and not make it be about women.
“@OfentseZA: What's a village bicycle though?, who are you to give that title?”
We are called bread, whores and the likes, this question is funny.
“@OfentseZA: What if s/he is the village bicycle?, why you making it your business vele?”
“@OfentseZA: So what if he slept with the "Village Bicycle", I mean he likes you and you like him mos, why you still playing black mampatile?”
“@OfentseZA: Village Bicycle to you, Queen to me, tsa mo nyela shap shap!”
Cute, Ofentse has a point actually but we not here for his wisdom, let me not get carried away shem.
“@2uli: Yep. But uyazi Fentse there are people who are a no go "@OfentseZA: Problem is y'll genuinely stay labeling people for having sex!!”
“@OfentseZA: Why you bothered if you not looking in that direction “@zimnandi: Abo zonke bonke! "OfentseZA: What's a "No Go" person, elaborate? @2uli"””
“@OfentseZA: Pots stay calling the kettle black”
So much passion
“@OfentseZA: Only way it will is if it's in my circle of friends, if not we on “@DannyDope1: How does your partners history affect you?skatlo nnyela””
Wajika uDludlu waba uDladla LOL I thought boys don't care, they share everything.
“@OwaMelato_O: La nyobana & the person says "ppl must never know abt us. Not a single soul" eventually u get tired & tell someone kante ur number 6”
“@OwaMelato_O: All the other 5 had been told the same thing & they eventually found out from each other. Wena ur here respecting code number msela”
As we were still marinating in that someone deviated completely,
“@OfentseZA: Tlogela bo petty, rotten tart ke eng? “@JabbuM: You think you bricking me... Kanti I'm sliding You a rotten tart.. Lol””
“@OfentseZA: So was the "title" given before or after you chow? “@JabbuM: OfentseZA ke sfebe.. Petty? Lol sho.””
Then the topic shifted from the original topic, I'm just tryna show you how cool twitter can be circled around what one person brings on the TL, I doubt if someone else responded to that tweet it would start drama.
“@OfentseZA: One day the bread y'll talk about is gonna shame you on the TL, and tell you ga wa ja...wena just continue being Rambo, ro go tshega rona!”
“@OfentseZA: The bread is gonna shame you one day, I/We won't have your back, ONS GAAN LAG!!”
“@OfentseZA: Outchea calling other girls bread but you ain't ever seen em naked, y'll stay playing dibs, I'm just waiting for the day ALBANY has enough”
“@OfentseZA: The day the bread becomes a loaf is gonna be funny hey, bystanders are gonna be called out :"D”
#BreadDefenseForce on steroids, we appreciate the fact that he is on our side he might actually make a good male feminists though he thinks females are dumb. He has a point, since this bread trend broke it has all we've been eating and it's normally the people who are not even having a slice of that bread that have the loudest mouth and one day it'll really get dirty.
“@OfentseZA: Dean. Linda and Mdu are the biggest "bread" shamers on the TL, I pray they legit evidence when the audit comes :"D”
There's gon be an audit? Umh I don't know but we will be here to cover it. He's actually they are the biggest shammers we don't know if they playing or they really know something about the bread stock.
“@UnDEANiable: I ain't shame no bread tho. Don't even know what this "bread" yall talk of.”
“@Md_Oooh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I will be on sick leave on the day of that audit”
Linda was not available for comments.
Someone threatened someone regarding this, we don't know who this person is tweeting about but Ofentse launched the bomb on our TLs
“@OfentseZA: Let me stop instigating, I'm just messing around y'll”
He done messed up, and he tweeted this before the biggest missile was launched.
“@Lessy_sego: So cute when oomf calls other kidz bread but we know he was dumped coz he's small 🙈🐸☕”
Hey, look our up and coming club ambassador, she just can't stay away from trouble. She dropped this and people went crazy trying to discover who is this boy who was dumped because of his small penis. Ofentse was actually right that tables will turn, here is it, the girl made our day.
“@OfentseZA: It's about to get messy, it is about to get real messy”
And boy it did.
“@Aya_Mohaika: Bhala amakoporoshi mara mawufika online ucamba amanga uthi wena wenza I karma sutra embhedeni......”
“@SBOSHMBUNJANA_: Ende ke guys with small pipi'a are the most disrespectful ones. Small pipi syndrome”
“@uGugu_Lo: As small as it is you still let him hit so who's the loser here?”
“@sugargirlYSL: Plus these broads will still tyisa yol, with your small penis's so everyone just relax.”
Some were agreeing and some felt it was just unnecessary but no one wondered about the boy with a small penis and she who dumped her because of his small penis. I was more interested in that.
“@OfentseZA: Wait...You the ninja being subbed? “@2laniMcKing: Ujola nomuntu unyaka wonke, kodwa uma senihlukene usenepipi elincane””
Ofeezy stirring away the attention from the bread shammers, this person was not part of that gang. Then there was progress, someone tried to find the small penis person.
“ @Angelpuff_: RT if you know that subtweet was for you, but you tweeting a lot right now so you don't look guilty by going silent”
When Les' is onto something, but he didn't get the answers. Zimnandi came in
“@zimnandi: Did Lesego date Belo?”
We don't know where that is coming from but we can see it suggests that Belo has a small penis but now he was not part of bread shammers.
He tried to redeem himself
“@Belo007: I don't even fit none of the criteria in that subtweet but, black twitter just had to assume it's me 😭”
And then this
“@miss_concept: Ah but yall acting shocked. We've known that nigga dick small since 2012 twitter.”
Shame poor guy, you just don't do that to a man. If there's any truth in all of this, he's young and it'll still grow with his last growing spurt. Tables turned and the defense force was ready to attack
“@uZamo_: Cheri wase KONG ujwayele ama pipi angage kangaroo o my broda.. Kumele vele aringe umchamo kanje”
“@zimnandi: Oh? "@UnDEANiable: But why yall writing people's names tho? It was fun while we were laughing obliviously."”
“@zimnandi: "Ubungaziwa before iOkapi...kodwa sewusazi ama size"”
“@kabelo_masuku: Does he have a small penis or ke wena wa goba le mbobo wa double-size?”
“@kabelo_masuku: You gots that fohlo-fohlo box and cover it up saying nigga penis is too small. Nyaka double-stick tape o kwale kuku boo, the dick is fine”
Kabelo's logic.
Then back the person who started all of this, he is now gon detach himself from the whole drama and does so with a touch of wisdom.
“@OfentseZA: Y'll also need to stop making full cigarettes outta stompies!”
“@OfentseZA: Guys but seriously tho, Males & Females need to stop shaming each other after shit goes sour...thought we way maturer than that”
I'm not hallucinating..
“@TwirraKing_: I blame Ofentse for instigating this topic. Now everyone knows oomf is small :(”
“@Nonku101: Ofentse "Instigator" Magape RT @OfentseZA: I honestly did nothing wrong, I was just tweeting nna”
“@UnDEANiable: He loves drama that one. “@Nchancha_: Ofentse loves ranting!””
Anyway, see how unnecessary we can be? He put it well lol "we make full cigarettes with stompies". Thats it about Ofentse, he is responsible for all this mess. That's basically how a twitter instigator operates, he's the best of this kind. G
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