October 30, 2014

Sizwe's twitter experience


Black twitter has a fair share of regular news makers and one of those is the great Sizwe Dhlomo, he seems to be stealing a lot of light from us regular tweeps, some celebs are busy you know but he is constantly in the midst of drama...

One could easily say that our Sizwe is seeking attention or something but I beg to differ, I'd like to think that Sizwe doesn't do it on purpose but all this is because tweeps are on his ass, he is can never tweet anything without being judged but he brought it all upon himself. Sizwe is not your regular celebrity, I'm guessing he was forced to go to that Live audition, sure the guy all he wanted was to be an academic of some sort. I am not saying that being on TV is bad or anything like that but I'm saying if ones TL is anything to go by, I'd say Sizwe landed in the wrong profession but hey, he could've been at Princeton prior to Live and it got in the way and his entertainment career amplified drastically. He honestly needs to go back. I am saying all this because he only tweets what he thinks are facts and funny enough, he's always up for debate which poses a bit of a problem because one can't possibly debate facts which makes me naive to think that he tweets facts, it could just be his opinions but then again I believe that opinions are not there to be debated. 

It's has been a roller-coaster in Sizwe's world as black twitter has found a way to piss him off and it works. If there's one thing you shouldn't trust is tweeps, they have this thing of making you believe you're great until you slip up and you'll hate your existence but if you're as strong as Sizwe you'll go on like your twitter experience is not a nightmare, one thing I admire about the guy. He became one of celebrity twitter bullies because he was trying to prove that tweeps can't demean him because he's a celeb, it didn't work for long though, hence he landed in this here mess. 

Since #BTNews has gone AWOL, I thought why not show you "A typical month in Sizwe Dhlomo's tworld", this will just highlight his biggest blows. 


His demons started to show towards the end of September when he added his 2 cents on #BlackFace, a form of make up used by white people to represent blacks. 
“@SizweDhlomo: Blanketly applying historical context into every situation is not only inaccurate & silly, it's also downright illogical.”

And Chestermissing gathered him quick before he could brainwash us any further;

 “@chestermissing: Next veejays and continuity presenters will be telling us how society works.., wait, too late.”

Things got heated when Sizwe said that he played Chester Missing a Danny K song. Chester replied with "yes, stick to your competence level, pressing "play".
Chester went on to add more salt into the wound  "celebrities think that their opinions matter merely because they are famous. Their self important bullshit just makes the problem worse."
Sizwe replied "just a puppet that I chose not to reply to." & Chester fired a shot 🔫 saying
"actually u did and got nailed again. U make Top Billing presenters look clever."
The twar went on & on *yawn* as always, twars with no substance suck. 


As we were still getting over Chester's blows, Kwesta got in with a bang because Sizwe said KO has verse of the year. Kwesta was so touched that he gave Sizwe a local hiphop lesson, since he doesnt give up without a fight, he debated until he admitted that Kwesta's verse is the one. He was tired shem. 




He also got into an argument with @_Darne and he started him, 3rd party followers are the worst kinds of assholes; 

“@SizweDhlomo: We'll follow you in 10 months... RT @JackDevero: This is not the time. We are venting RT @__Darne: Follow me on IG: darnemapheto”

Siz went on to belittle the guy by claiming that Darne will never be anything, with or without his attention. Strugglers are strugglers.
See how he thinks that errone wants his lil pink stamp of approval, sweet.
Sizwe then proceeded to tweet "cats think that attention is making it. It's not. The journey is much longer than that".
He goes from being an ass to being a motivational speaker. 
That's how Sizwe plays twitter, always getting into twars & insulting people, it's a cycle, same shit everyday different toilets.

#BTNews

Special thanks to @robin_cloete

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