July 17, 2014

Twitter Break Up



Being in a relationship is everything and breaking up will leave you with nothing but a heartache worse if your relationship was publicized and when people looked up to your relationship. Since we can not over look the fact that twitter relationships exist we need to also understand that there are relationships we know about like that of Morena and Nomcebo and that of me and my boyfriend which no one knows about. The difference between the two is that Nomorena is up in our faces just like Lindani and Zama's relationships, with me and my boy nobody knows but our circles so when me and my boy break up I will not be owing black twitter an explanation as to why we broke up like the other two. Not that the people need an explanation but it only fair to tell them you broke up like you did when you was dating. 

Twitter has a trend, #SkaJumpisa and I'm for this trend, I'd hate people knowing my business but it is cute when the boy shows you off though mine blocked me everywhere. #SkaJumpisa saves you a lot of trouble, even when you break up no one will monitor your tweets and behavior towards your ex bae and you get to cheat in peace because no one knows that you belong to someone, those are the only benefits of it. If you jumpisa you are to black twitter what Kim and Kanye are to the world. 

Anyway, we know @Lindarni as one of the KZN meanis but how he treated his girl was amazing from the surface of course. Well an idea of a perfect relationship online was what Lindani and Zama had, they tweeted each other, put each other as avatars, posted each other there by IG. They were great, I admired them. But it seems things went sour and we were not made aware of that which is unfair because we couldn't notice as in our eyes they were perfect. A month later @uZamo, one of the mean people on twitter who happens to be Lindani's close friend noticed that things were not all roses anymore. He tweeted, 


How he found out nobody knows but it seems that's how they play, they laugh at each other on the TL about sad stuff, men are happy people because if you can laugh at you can live with it but women don't know this. Lindani noticed Zamo's tweets and had to out with it shem and you can feel the heartache through his tweets. 

“@lindarni: It's been a month guys. Shit happens. I fucked up kwabheda.”

Poor guy, he is not giving us much but when they went out for ice cream he would gives details of his outing. Siyanda asked, 

“@Dear_Shozi: After the relationship has ended u guys delete the IG pics 😂😂😂😂😂”

People do that? To think I still have my exes pics on Facebook O_O. Lindani is really cool he answered, 

“@lindarni: Not me. I'm keeping each and every pic. “@Dear_Shozi: After the relationship has ended u guys delete the IG pics 😂😂😂😂😂””

“@lindarni: The relationship was amazing. She was an amazing girlfriend. I will not delete any pic. Why would i wanna forget her? 😨”

Ncooh clearly he messed things up, he messed up a good relationship because that Zama girl looks really innocent, noway she could mess up the relationship. He affirmed this 

“@lindarni: @ColinJames_H lol but i'm not hurt now bru. I screwed up. Will live with this.”

“@lindarni: yes it was. I'll mourn forever. “@PhumeDlamini: its your fault.””

I like a man who admits when they fucked up, I hope it didn't involve another girl. His friends like laughing at serious things, they had a party over this too. 

“@lindarni: Lmao nah. Nevet said that. “@uZamo_: #MyZamanjeks””

“@Md_Oooh: I record lakho li undisputed njayami RT @lindarni: It's been a month guys. Shit happens. I fucked up kwabheda.”

“@S_boh: #InSolidarityWithLindarni”

“@uSgebengu: Yekani lendaba yokufakana nezithombe zeyntombi kuma avi, nizophoxeka ekugcineni.”

“@uSgebengu: When @lindarni has nice tweets it means he's having problems in his relationship, stay woke tweeps.”

“@skwaya4higher: Ndarni is a player so she knew it wouldnt last”

“@MarvinManele: So I guess Lindarni won't be making his Sheppie trips anymore :(”

It's not funny at all some of us were really upset 

“@Lungy_Reloaded: Hawu shame pakithi uLindarni”

“@Lungy_Reloaded: 3 Oomfs ended their relationships this month. Y'all are boring me. For real”

“@Spar_Letta: @lindarni *hugs* yo'all were really adorable.”

“@I_am_penene: Lol I have to say Lindarni loved his girl shame, It was cute I was so jealous, inhliziyo beyithi "Kuyophela Sofana”

“@Mongezi__: 😒 Lindarni yasishayashaya. Why isn't he sad or mad...”

Others over analyses the situation 

“@S_boh: Shit happens RT @Nomah_M: But that girl was so "clingy, psycho girlfriendie" I wasn't expecting this”

This is upsetting, a break up is never cute now Lindani will go on to hurt other girls because of Zama, I hope he is strong. He promised us a statement but was later not available to make one. 

“@lindarni: Anyway. I'll release the statement at 2 via @BTNews_ so i can end all the speculation 😂”

That's it, we are deeply saddened, we thought we were gon get our first twitter wedding from them. 
 

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