July 7, 2014

M3 ON FIRE

The Durban July weekend almost ended without any news until we were made aware that a car is burning at a Pop Bottles event! How do we come in? @Mantshinga made our night by live tweeting the drama.

We are actually boring people we chilled all weekend waiting for drama to brew on the TL about the Durban July festivities, that just can't be life and shem we were denied greatness cause no drama surfaced someone even asked if BTNews is old news because of the draught, surely.

Anyway Pop bottles is a cool kid event, you know so what happened was @Mantshinga was out there minding his own business like anyone else, I'm assuming and shit happened. As BTNews we analyse what we see on the TL without any facts, I actually don't care about facts.


We are aware of revving cars as a stunt of showing off, it's cool esp if your engine is huge and makes a cool noise but this act ended bad at POP bottles. Revving is simply increasing the speed by pressing the accelerator and disengaging the clutch and giving out that "Vruuuuum Vruuuuuum Vruuuuuum" sound, you get it? Lmao. Here's what happened...



 “@Mantshinga: This guy was revving 'his boy's' car (an M3) with chicks inside, competing with a C63. The M3 caught an oil fire. The C63 is bounced.”

“@Mantshinga: @MrsLeope @nonoshee Showing off with his boy's 'rents' car, competing with a C63. The Merc survived & the chick bounced. As for the BMW...”

“@Mantshinga: The poor guy 'owner' came crying. The guy was reeling. The chicks at that moment are already hooking up rides to the 'after party'. Eish.”

 “@Mantshinga: By the way, that M3 had GP plates. Weee. Someone needs a lift tomorrow. Sizani.”

“@Mantshinga: Chicks are gone. I've never seen a transition from M3 to a GTi so quick. #M3OnFire #PopBottles I'm unsure if that was a downgrade or not.”

@Mantshinga is a brilliant field reporter, big up. So from this we getting that it was a revving competition, it was a BMW M3 vs a C63 Mercedes how fucken retarded is that? Couldn't they let a nigga with Gusheshe or VR6 do it?

Niggas do the lamest things to impress girls, the sad part is it wasn't the car owner who was doing the impressing but the left wing as always and he is probably broke. Girls don't care, look now they took off, they couldn't even wait for the fire truck to get there to at least see how it ended. I don't wish this to happen on anyone. Black Twitter was devastated,

“@JazzyVixen: I'm so saddened by this M3 thing. I hope no one was hurt. I hope he has insurance. I hope the car's paid off.”

“@Hle_01: The pain in my heart #M3OnFire I don't even know the owner but ey ngibuhlungu ☹”

“@lulu_luwela: Oh yhini amandl'endoda bethuna ☹ "@Mantshinga: #M3OnFire is gone. Phelile finish. pic
“@Simply_Dineo: None of us can have a bad day today shem...if you are tempted to, think of what this M3 dude will be going through”

“@Comrade_Chef: I'm just trying to imagine how the owner of that M3 feels...He prolly went from a festive mood to Mad Max mode...Jesus, that's super sad b”

“@NtshaleMorago30: My heart is so sore on behalf of the M3 owner”

“@Nonduh_Nyawose: I'm heart broken. That M3. ☹”

It is so sad, you can just imagine what the poor guy is going through, I would die. He was crying apparently and tears won't unburn the car, he should kill his friend with bare hands. Well Black Twitter empathizes with you for couple of seconds and then go for a kill.

“ @MsBotticelli: Twinvestigators have concluded that its a hired car... Smh #M3OnFire”

“@kitschisland: #M3OnFire was an act of God. God is telling born-frees to stop stunting w mommy and daddy things."”

“@TankMots: I don't know what's worse..having burning urine after coming back from the Durban July or watching your M3 burn down.”

“@Hle_01: Cabanga nje! SMH"@Cobhoza: Yasha imoto ngoba ezama ukuchaza iyfebe zako #PopBottles :"""""""""""D"”

“@Tokyo_Trev: I hope the M3 driver didn't forget to stop, drop and roll”

“@lulu_luwela: I'm guessing the owner of the M3 forgot to go get 2 litres of sea water before going to pop bottles☹”


“@DjayEskay_Sa: Yeah We Be Burning M3's From Jozi To Dheben You Know You Know ...”

“@almazsithole: Tomorrow he's probably going to Dbn station to catch a taxi back to Jozi & taxi drivers will be on some "eh mfethu, 4-4 siyasebenza la" #M3”

Hilarious, but maybe the guy is loaded and stuff but he cried it might be his only car, we don't know. We all asked about the insurance,

“@KagisoReloaded: Those pics tsa M3 burning :-(, I hope ntse a patela insurance”

“@Khuze_Elikhulu: @KagisoReloaded The story of how it burned is all over Twitter, insurance won't pay”

“@iHateChinos: Someone on my TL is giving off the impression that the insurance company will be more than happy to compensate for the loss of the M3. LOL.”

“@KasiSwag: Insurance people have already flagged and are anticipating to reject a claim over a M3...”



“@Mlenzana02: M3 yeses! :'( :'( I'm so hurt. The insurance will be like, "Nah. We ain't paying for your stupidity fam." with the quickness :'D”

Ain't that just fucked up bra?

Check pictures for the burning M3, I shed a tear.

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