Twitter Relationships

Black Twitter is slowly catching up with Facebook, love birds all over the TL but since black twitter is mean, people outchea are unkind. Saturday morning I chose to wake up early and catch up with my TL because I normally miss morning twitter because I have sleeping problems. It was a smooth morning until our favorite twitter relationship announced that they are meeting the boyfriends parents, the girlfriend that is. However the girlfriend Teegan requested us to leave her name out of our tweets and that's fine they are happy and we don't give a fuck about happy people, we love sad people but the boyfriend Thabo was not available.

Fine, Saturday morning @ThatoMathe shortly after the "I am meeting the parents" tweets from Teegan she tweeted

 

“@ThatoMathe: Thabo and Teegan are gonna bring us the 1st twitter wedding...”

“@ThatoMathe: Nomcc and Morena are bringing the 1st twitter baby...”

Well, that's really funny but Thato is shading, what is she suggesting? That Nomcebo and Morena will have a baby before getting married? I'm asking. Nomcebo saw this and got really annoyed at the fact that she didn't say "1st Baby" but "Twitter Baby", it is also puzzling to me but I really wouldn't get mad. 

“@ThatoMathe: One day RT @Nom_CC: What nonsense is this? "@ThatoMathe: Nomcc and Morena are bringing the 1st twitter baby..."”

Ms. Mathe is a troll, she still stands strong by her point, and that actually made Nomcebo really mad and she went on a mini "Twitter" rant defending her real life relationship however the boyfriend was not there to help her through it, I think he deactivated for the bae. But knowing Morena, he wouldn't keep quiet too, he is very vocal which is why I think him and Nomcebo really belong together and they are really cute. 

“@Nom_CC: Man its too early for nonsense hey”

“@Nom_CC: First of all what is a twitter baby nje?”

She's asking really valid questions but I believe some things explain them self, however @2uli had all the answers 

“@2uli: When a twitter (tweleb) couple have a baby together. "@Nom_CC: First of all what is a twitter baby nje?””

Thuli adding salt to the wound and Nomcebo went on...

 “@Nom_CC: Whats a twitter couple? "@2uli: When a twitter (tweleb) couple have a baby together. "@Nom_CC: First of all what is a twitter baby nje?”"”

“@Nom_CC: Last time I thought a twitter couple was people calling each other twifey and twubby, just in an online relationship. It has changed?”

“@Nom_CC: People dating in real life, like the rest of the population. How the hell are they still a twitter couple?”

“@Nom_CC: A twitter baby must be a twitter cyborg coz ain no way a baby I carried for 9months, delivered like a normal person is called a twitter baby”

“@Nom_CC: Yall stop right there with nonsense and stupidity”

“@Nom_CC: We had a twitter wedding, twedding with Page and Reebony! Don't be reducing other people's real weddings to twitter nonsense”

“@Nom_CC: It was bearable but annoying when it was just twitter couple but twitter baby? No, stop right there with the tomfoolery”

“@Nom_CC: Twitter sex. Twitter hug. Twitter cuddling. Twitter PDA. Twitter meet-the-parents. Hah lmao twitter logic though”

Nomcebo has a point but we will not completely disregard the fact that we have twitter jargon and I doubt this would be stretched this far if it was taken as a joke. We have accepted the OOMFing word without a fight though it sounds stupid but it is fun, fucking followers is a trend and twitter online dating can be fun too without thinking it's stupid though at the back of your mind you know all these phrases are stupid. But knowing Thuli and Thato as trolls of note they had the whole morning to educate Nomcebo to clear the most and she knew exactly what they meant but she just kept poking and we know when you do that on Black Twitter you are opening a can of worms for yourself. 

“@ThatoMathe: You and Mo RT @Nom_CC: Whats a twitter couple? "@2uli: When a twitter (tweleb) couple have a baby together. "@Nom_CC: First of all what”

“@ThatoMathe: We know,but yall met on twitter :/ RT @Nom_CC: @ThatoMathe @2uli im not in a twitter relationship, I am in a real life relationship.”

“@2uli: Twitter couple,abantu abajolayo kwa twitter. Is this hard to digest?”

“@Nom_CC: @ThatoMathe @2uli so? A couple that met at a club is a club couple that gonna have a club baby and a club wedding? Smh”

“@2uli: Twitter couples = y'all met la online. Few RT's,DMs,met .. . Then boom niyajola.”

“@2uli: You know how fun it is when you laughing at your TL and he's laughing at his. Twitter couple things 😂”

“@2uli: We never said there was anything wrong with dating kwa twitter .. . I mean hello 😕.”

“@Nom_CC: Amasimba lawo "@ThatoMathe: Okusalayo yall met on twitter and to us yall will always be a twitter couple... Ningazoba serious la””

Well it escalated and it is still unnecessary but they seemed to be enjoying it. I don't see anything wrong, it's like when you are being called a "High School Sweetheart". If it is this hard for Nomcebo to admit that she is a twitter relationship can you imagine how hard it is for her to tell people how her and Morena met? Surely it's hard. I know it's hard for me to tell people I met my boyfriend on twitter because they don't understand, I guess we will explain on our twitter wedding and stuff during speeches. 3rd parties where here to make it all fun 

“@Grapevine__: Umjolo umjolo nje  ukuthi shlanganephi kungenaphi @2uli: Twitter couple,abantu abajolayo kwa twitter. Is this hard to digest?"”

“@Dee_Lep: I'd embrace it yaz"@2uli: Embrace the twitter couple title 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂."”

“@Mahoota11: 😂😂 RT @Intemnandi When we know eerthang bout your relationship coz you tweet errthang, you are a twitter couple. Twitter bible Lol”

“@IamKagi_STYLES: Of course it is offensive! 😂 “@OfentseZA: I would take offense if I was called a "twitter couple" but hey that's just me””

“@Md_Oooh: Yes RT @OzzaT_: I bet u a relationship sparked from that numbers game yday...So numbers couple...”

“@S_boh: Lol RT @uGugu_oWhite: Deactivating "@Intemnandi: If twitter friendships are ended by blockings, how are twitter relationships ended?"”

“@ItuMaredi: TEARS"@Nom_CC: Sgangeni couple that gonn have a sgangeni baby and sgangeni wedding "@StuntMurphy_: So if we met esgangeni what are we?""”

And then others applied brains to the situation and emotions. 

“@MsShaneSK: Entlek le tlwaele Nomcebo. Le bua sixty fela. Nka roga motho. A le swabe. Sies.”

“@LesibanaMakgai: I don't give a shit about where we met slong keo vrostana then re grand... Some of y'all met ko di funeraleng & that's ok”

“@OfentseZA: And you can't jola because of twitter that's stupid”

“@OfentseZA: I don't think people jola because of twitter, people jola because they like each other & that fact alone makes where they met irrelevant!!”

Ofeezy won twitter, it is indeed irrelevant but I do believe Thuli and Thato didn't wanna cause malice but that's just me. Twitter is never happy about anything and if you listen to them you'll live a sad life, they make fun of everything hence I can never take them seriously.